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Alright, this information may not be 100% accurate, BUT let’s take a moment to appreciate all the ‘Harry talk’ in the media this past week…

Am I more jealous of Chelsea Handler for hanging out with Harry Styles, or Harry Styles for hanging out with Chelsea Handler? I’m gonna go ahead and say Chelsea Handler just because she scored underwear with Harry’s name on it. Also, she got to see Harry’s new thigh tattoo before anyone else.

 

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Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, the real news is that Harry could be the next 1D member to leave. As in leave the band. As in One Direction will no longer feature Harry Styles. As in my life will be bleak and disastrous. According to Morgan Spurlock, the band will stay together for “a little while” and then the unthinkable happens – Harry could bolt.

Who is this man and why does his opinion matter? Well, he was the director of One Direction’s documentary, This Is Us. I think it’s very important to note that the DIRECTOR of One Directions documentary didn’t know who the fifth member of the band was so he replaced the name with ‘Uhhhh…”. Just wait for it.

 

 

Whoever this guy is, I don’t trust him. His facial hair and inability to remember a band member’s name makes me uncomfortable.

 

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(Image via Chelsea Handler Instagram)