Miracle Angel Child, Blue Ivy, Gains Control Over Her Adult Overlords

Blue Ivy, the spawn of Queen Bey & common-man husband Shawn Carter, has begun to develop her otherworldly powers. The power of Blue’s golden voice and seal of approval has convinced Grandmother Tina Knowles to re-marry.

Decades from now, when the world has a question, whether it be about climate change, war, or famine, the collective group of humans left on Earth will look towards the one girl with all the answers, Blue Ivy.

Tina Knowles, better known as, Blue’s grandmother, was the first to approach the 3 year-old with a question, along with her now husband Richard.

Tina said, “Richard said, ‘Oh, Blue, soon. Do you approve?’ And she said yes. That’s the first time we talked seriously about getting married.”

After divorcing from Matthew Knowles in 2011, Tina believed, ‘There was a time when I doubted if I would find love again.’ But after Blue brought wisdom into Tina’s life, she married actor Richard Lawson, 68, on April 12.

Stay tuned for the next step in the Blue Ivy miracle journey.

BLAKE & WYLDE

(Image via Beyonce Instagram)