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When you think of a stuffed animal, you don’t normally think they can do much besides be a good cuddle buddy… Well think again.

Google is taking “not doing anything yourself” to a whole new level!!! #WeLoveYouGoogle

They’ve just bought a patent for a Teddy Bear that will control everything in your house… AKA we basically owe Google our lives.

 

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The Teddy Bear would be able to control your TV, radio, and any other appliance in your house that uses Wi-Fi. Doesn’t seem too bad right, but there’s one more thing… This stuffed animal will have a sensor and it will be able to sense when you’re around AND it will stare back at you. One word… CREEPY!

 

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BUT even though Google is buying the patent, that doesn’t necessarily mean that this stuffed animal will become a real thing. Google buys a lot of things and eventually realize they don’t need to create EVERYTHING. So don’t worry, you can sleep well tonight knowing that a Teddy Bear won’t be staring back at you. We don’t need anymore Chucky Dolls laying around…

 

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Sweet dreams…

 

BLAKE & WYLDE

 

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