Donald Trump Running For President?!!

Will-he, or won’t-he? THAT is the question…..

Donald Trump has had his share of “flirtations” and teasing of a presidential run…. Starting with 1987, 1999, 2004, 2008 AND 2011!

And so now American voters can’t help but roll their eyes when Mr Trump announced (again) that he’s running for President!

Launching his campaign today, naturally he made the announcement is his own tower in New York on Fifth Avenue. He says, “So, ladies and gentlemen, I am officially running for president of the United States, and we are going to make our country great again,”

Why is Donald Trump best to run the country? Well, he has coined himself the “most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far,” and also points out that he owns a “Gucci store that’s worth more than Romney.”

Save the drama for your mama, Donald.

He also didn’t shy away from flaunting his “out-of-reach” (for the majority of Americans) luxury and golden accessories that makes up his day-to-day life. WHY YOU ASK?! Because “THAT’S the kind of thinking our country needs,”

Um,

“I’m really rich,” Trump said. (Really, I hadn’t noticed….) This confidence and attitude is what the country needs after having “losers” run the country, he adds.

Careful Mr. Trump, talking smack is one thing, running the country is a whole ‘nother ball game!

Check out his announcement below!

BLAKE & WYLDE

(Images via Gage)