Big Dreams And A Big Win For The Little Guys!!!

If you were wondering what it’s like to judge a small “junk” pageant, we’ve got the lowdown!

Only in Brooklyn can you take part in the annual “Small P**** in Brooklyn Pageant”!!!

But before you go calling it a humiliating and mocking event, the whole point of the pageant is actually the opposite! Size does not matter! The ~ ~ charisma ~ ~ of ones p**** is what’s judged! The point of the day is owning what many men consider their “worst” trait and celebrating it in front of a cheering crowd!

The event challenges the assumptions of a “bigger is better” culture, that both men and women face.

If you came to mock, you best be getting out – those are the rules, laid down by judge, Chicken B**ches! The premise of the pageant is male contestants with a small junk walk around practically nude, as they compete to win the crown!

Similar to regular Miss America pageants, this one has the same categories: formal wear, swimwear (known as “Cocksplash”) and talent.

Each contestant also makes personal statements and displays their pride through dancing, singing and speechmaking. The competition is all about that swagger!

Remember, it’s not about being cocky! It’s a chance to celebrate, not mock, the diversity of male bodies!

And here’s a picture of the winner, Puzzlemaster, who’s junk charisma won the day!!

BLAKE & WYLDE

(Images via Grouchy Editor, Nick Gilronan, Krystyna Hutchinson, MarlowNYC)