Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You to Get Your Loved Ones $950 Toilet Paper

What better way to celebrate the holiday season than with $950 toilet paper courtesy of GOOP!

On Gwyneth’s Paltrow’s Ridiculous (and Awesome) Gifts on GOOP.com, one of her most luxurious items is The Standard for Josephier. If you don’t speak millionaire, that is toilet paper. YUP, $950 toilet paper.

What makes The Standard for Josephier so great?!

Well…“Each individual sheet is a multi-layered microcosm of form and function constructed with comfort and cleanliness in mind. Tender virgin new-growth fibres are refined with a pro-vitamin B5 and essential mineral coating to provide maximum skin protection even in dry use.” 

Sounds worth it.

Aside from the toilet paper, the list also includes the $2,300 gold card set shown above, and these Made To Order Goldloft 18K Gold Dumbbells which cost a reasonable $125,000.

WHAT WORLD DO RICH PEOPLE LIVE IN?!!?

BLAKE & WYLDE