Not only is his parking job absolutely horrendous, but it raises a lot of questions such as :

  1. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
  2. WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT
  3. ARE YOU HIGH ON DRUGS
  4. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PARK
  5. ONCE AGAIN, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

 

Now while ALL of those questions may not be answered, the what’s and why’s certainly can be.

Originally this video came out with no explanation, just a straight up viral video of a Vancouver dude parking his Porsche SUV in an absolutely tragic manner. The was seen thousands and thousands of times, including by police who realized “Hey.. We’ve been looking for him!”. Turns out the driver of the vehicle was 16 and just involved in a hit and run. Due to the fact that he didn’t have a license, he fled the scene in his whip and then tried to hide his car in a garage. A combination of being in a rush and being a stupid kid led to him absolutely destroying the car even further, while cramming in the garage.

 

The worst part? Police said that if he hadn’t of fled he would have just got a ticket for around $300.. but instead now will have to pay out of pocket to fix the Porsche (Insurance certainly won’t be covering that after seeing the video) as well as property damage.