Hugh Grant Says There's No Love in Marriage

Hugh Grant, renowned Casanova of other human bodies, surprised no one today when he declared that we should all be loveless robots just like him.

Grant was on Howard Stern’s Sirius XM Radio show this afternoon. When Stern asked Grant why he can’t ever hold down a one lady, Grant gave some of the most Hugh Grant ever quotes:

“If you ask me the question do I think human beings are meant to be in 40-year-long, monogamous, faithful relationships, no. Whoever said they were? Only the Bible or something. No one’s ever said that’s a good idea.”

Howard then pressed Grant on his history of starring in Rom-Coms. Isn’t it ironic that a guy who’s starred in the likes of, ‘Bridget Jones’ Diary,’ ‘Love Actually,’ and ‘Noting Hill,’ DOESN’T BELIEVE IN LOVE?? You sell love for a living Hugh!!! What’s up with that??? But Mr Grant, has a answer for that question:

“I don’t think those two things are contradictory, you see. I think there’s something unromantic about marriage. You’re closing yourself off.”

And there you have it, marriage is BAD everyone. If you’re married, you’re “UNROMANTIC.”

Did you think Hugh Grant would stop there? If you did, YOU THOUGHT WRONG.

While he still had a microphone in front of him, Grant decided to blame all the Europeans for this “love” garbage:

“I’ve always admired the French and the Italians, who are very devoted to their marriages and they take them extremely seriously, but it is understood that there may be other visitors at 5 o’clock in the afternoon, but you just never say anything, but that keeps the marriages together.”

Grant is really grasping at straws to try and blame two of the most romantic countries on Earth for his allegedly philandering ways. If you care to listen to the wisdom of Hugh Grant, check out the audio below: