Recent Clown Sightings Have Caused a Rise in Clown Porn

When something gets popular, the Internet’s first reaction is, how can we turn this into sex! Unsurprisingly, this happened with the recent scary clown epidemic.

Clown porn is on the rise across the Internet and people just can’t seem to get enough of those squeaky red noses. As The Sun reports, “[A] porn site has reported at least a 50 per cent rise in searches of their site involving the word “clown”, in the last few weeks…People are even apparently coming forward to ask for clown-related sex services as the masked pranksters continue to terrorise.” 

So the next time you call a clown service for birthday party, make sure its an ‘Adult’ birthday party…