Vogue Has Declared that Boobs are Dead

Vogue, everyone’s metric for what’s cool and what’s not, says that cleavage is officially dead. Judge Vogue, made the ruling in this month’s edition of the magazine.

In an article titled, “Desperately Seeking Cleavage,” the magazine writes, “those magnificent mounds pushed together to display sexual empowerment, to seduce, to inspire lust or even just to show off – is over, or at least, taking a well-earned break. Rejecting the stereotypes of gender has been brought sharply into focus, with the days of women as eye-candy, their sexuality positively smouldering rather than subtly played out, officially over” and that “the tits will not be out for the lads. Or for anyone else, for that matter.”

So there you have it women! Start taking off your boobs and get in fashion by wearing your boobless chests!