Woman Tries to Use Slice of Pizza as I.D. at a Bar

I think I’ve found my soulmate. A 21-Year-old woman in Northhampton, Massachusetts was arrested for trying to use a slice of pizza to get into a bar.

The Daily Hampshire Gazette reported that the woman was arrested for disorderly conduct and then provides this wonderful anecdote:

Around 12:16 a.m., police had been summoned to the bar when another woman was asked to show her ID to the doorman, and instead attempted to present a slice of pizza. After being informed that pizza was not a valid means of gaining entry to the establishment, the woman slapped the doorman in the face, according to police, and was issued a trespass notice to stay away from the location.

Let’s hope the woman ate her I.D. afterwards and didn’t let her delicious identification go to waste.