Guy Gets Arrested During Tinder Date by Joking That he's a Serial Killer?!?!

Tinder dates are super fun. They’re just great. So amazing. Absolutely wonderful. You get to meet someone that you’ve spent a lengthy amount of time creating an overly positive yet skewed perception of, just based on 4 or 5 photos and a short bio. And 99.9% of the time, you leave the date feeling very underwhelmed.

While Tinder dates usually end in some form of disappointment, this Tinder date is just a mess. Reddit user Immortalsnail explained how he got arrested one night while on a Tinder date:

“We meet up at a restaurant and get to talking. [Things] are going great, she thinks I’m funnier in person (when does that ever happen?!). So after the food arrives the conversation turns a little more towards how we met (pay close attention and you will spot my mistake). She states she’s glad I’m normal and not some sort of serial killer. Now I could have just laughed… I could have but I was funny remember? I replied with: “Oh thanks for thinking I’m normal! But I actually am a serial killer, bodies for days buried out at the farm.” She laughed, I laughed, I thought I did great at making it sound sarcastic.”

The woman then excused herself to go to the bathroom, and took quite in a while in there. Shocker. BUT, she wasn’t bailing on her date, she was CALLING THE POLICE!!

“My luck was worse as police officers suddenly appear out of nowhere and tell me to keep both of my hands visible on the table. At this point I’m confused, this must be a joke. I see my date coming with a staff member and get ready for Ashton Kutcher to appear, no such luck. The police ask if it’s me and she says ya, the cops get me to stand up and handcuff me and walk me out, not a single person seems to want to answer any of my questions. I’m in the car and the police are outside talking to my date for a few minutes when they get into the car with me and ask me if I told my date I was a serial killer, areyouf**kingkiddingme…I tell them yes but I was joking. So that derailed my plans, I spent the next 5-6 hours explaining myself over and over and over that I was kidding. I guess eventually they either believed me or got tired of hearing my lawyers disapproval and let me go, and reminded me that my jokes suck.”

Even though this guy was joking, I am deleting Tinder as I type this.