Kristen Stewart to Donald Trump, 'Why are you so Obsessed with Me?'

Before there was Hillary Clinton, CNN, or even SNL, Donald J. Trump attacked a young Kristen Stewart in an 11 tweet rant. In case you forget what that looked like, we gotchu.

Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again–just watch. He can do much better!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 17, 2012

Lots of response to my Pattinson/Kristen Stewart reunion. She will cheat again–100 certain–am I ever wrong?

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 18, 2012

Robert I'm getting a lot of heat for saying you should dump Kristen- but I'm right. If you saw the Miss Universe girls you would reconsider.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 18, 2012

Robert I'm getting a lot of heat for saying you should dump Kristen- but I'm right. If you saw the Miss Universe girls you would reconsider.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 18, 2012

So many tweets & stories on Stewart/Pattinson Look, it doesn't matter– the relationship will never be the same. It is permanently broken.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 19, 2012

…aaaaand we’ll stop there.

Kristen Stewart was on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and it seemed like she couldn’t even be bothered to formulate a sentence about Trump’s ridiculousness.

Spoken (or not spoken at all) like a true champion.