OBITUARY - Old Taylor Swift, 27

It is with great sorrow we announce the sudden passing of Old Taylor Swift.

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The blank space she leaves makes it difficult to realize we are never ever getting back together.

Her love story with music started young in Pennsylvania, and her wildest dreams took her to Nashville.

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As a child she was fearless.  From a baby her mom would say, “I knew you were trouble.” One time out exploring, 22 mean raccoons attacked her and she ran out of the woods and tried to shake it off. Safe and sound at the hospital, she was checked for bad blood.

She blamed her besties for her impulsive ways. One day her friend mentioned how she saw this beautiful white horse. Taylor bought her two, since two is better than one. Her friend should’ve said no, but how can you say no to Taylor’s “look what you made me do!” attitude.

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Back to December of 2014, for a change to begin again and her welcome to New York, she bought 15 red lipsticks which became her style she’d never change.

Those that knew Taylor knew she didn’t want to live forever, but this is what you came for: to live life to the fullest, to think today was a fairy tale.

RIP Old Taylor Swift.

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