Twas three nights before Christmas when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even DJ Clymaxxx!

Wondering what else could possibly help you get in the festive spirit? Damnit Maurie funneling Chalet sauce was probably not on that list.. But it is now!

Damnit Maurie thought, what could possibly represent Christmas more then decorated trees, Home Alone 2 or chestnuts roasting by an open fire? Chalet Sauce of course! He sprang from his bed with the idea in his head! Away to the window he flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. No idea what sash is, he texted Roz & Mocha and said “I must funnel chalet sauce to bring more festive cheer to Toronto”!

In the past, Damnit Maurie has funneled Two large tubs of KFC gravy, chocolate Milk, 2 large 7/11 slurpees, 1litre tin of maple syrup, 2 large Shamrock Shakes & more!

With his flashing Rudolph nose, Christmas lights, festive boxer shorts, Santa hat and Santa tie shirt, Maurie was ready to go…. Slowly! who knew that spiced dipping sauce would move so slow down a tube!

Happy Holidays everyone!!

So, did sucking back this festive staple jingle your bells?

OMG, maybe if it moved a little faster! by the time it reached my mouth I was exhausted from trying so hard. What I did drink was yummy! It was just missing the chicken to dunk. however, that much spice at one time was a bit overwhelming.

How does this compare to all the other things you’ve funneled

well, just for the fact that it took so long for the sauce to get down the tube made it the longest wait during a funneling. but even though I didn’t finish drinking, it’s still not as bad as when I did the Shamrock Shake!

We’ve all dipped in the sauce, but any side effects of drinking it?

Dunking in it ads a glorious taste to your chicken, but drinking it is just an over powering burst of spice!

Damnit Maurie Ranks his Top 3 Funneling Moments!

 

#1. That time I funneled chocolate milk for National Chocolate Milk Day! Who doesn’t love chocolate milk? Sure, it was thick and brown, but it was smooth and silky going down!

# 2. To welcome Summer ’16, I enjoyed the worst brain freeze ever by funneling a 7-11 Jumbo Slurpee! If I remember correctly, I mixed blueberry, cherry, coke & watermelon! Outside of the brain freeze, this was a breeze…get it? Summer…breeze.

#3. We can’t forget that time I funneled a McDonald’s Shamrock Shake for St. Patrick’s day. Sure, I did it and was proud of myself, but this one was the most difficult (well, till the maple syrup one). It sat in my belly for days! Right after I did this one, I had to rush to the washroom and lay down on the floor, I legit felt so sick!

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