MAJOR KEY ALERT!

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DJ Khaled is back! He just dropped his much anticipated album, Father of Asahd and it features a ton of artists like Cardi B, 21 Savage, Chris Brown, Lil Wayne, Big Sean, Meek Mill, J. Balvin, SZA, Nipsey Hussle, John Legend, Post Malone, and more.

So naturally we gotta hook you up with some Father of Asahd captions you can use. So prepare for your Instagram to be LIT.

I got you fam.

Here are some of my personal favourite liners:

Holy Mountain ft 070 Shake, Mavado, Sizzla, & Buju Banton

  • “Said I wouldn’t make it, I was being tested”
  • “Gotta protect my blessings”
  • “High up, sailing like a bird”
  • “One spliff a day ah keep the evil away”

Wish Wish ft 21 Savage & Cardi B

  • “I ain’t got no free time, all my sh** expensive”
  • “Whatever you do, sis, keep it cute, sis”
  • “I’ve been official my whole life, I bought burners, I ain’t buy likes”
  • “Leave you drunk like a shot of liquor, ain’t no chasin’ me”
  • “I know your mama taught you look both ways ‘fore crossing me”

Jealous ft Lil Wayne, Big Sean, & Chris Brown

  • “& I’m the one, don’t let no one change your mind”
  • “You mad or you jealous, you sad or you settle”
  • “The brighter the rainbow, the badder the weather”
  • “The good with the bad, but the badder the better”
  • “They know not to question, b**ch, you know I’m not Alexa”
  • “Jealousy is a disease, you can die mad”
  • “You say I’m on your mind, I’m wondering why I’m not on you”
  • “Let’s take a road trip & get high on the highway”
  • “You looking good as my intentions”

Just Us ft SZA

  • “Back against the wall, middle fingers in the air”
  • “99 problems, but you ain’t one”
  • “A field trip and I don’t need no chaperone”
  • “It’s just us against the world”
  • “Sippin’ on the rocks, only way with us”
  • “Got 99 problems, what’s one more?”

You Stay ft J Balvin, Meek Mill, Jeremih

  • “Got you chasing dreams, and it ain’t even bedtime”
  • “You say he’s the one for you, then complain how he don’t show you”
  • “Cause you say maybe one day he’ll grow up and be a man & lately you been pouring out your heart on the ‘Gram”
  • “& I can’t guarantee the world, but I promise you’ll be better than last time”

Celebrate ft Travis Scott & Post Malone

  • “Ever since I cut you off, I swear that life is better”
  • “& that’s why we gon’ dedicate this toast to you”
  • “Celebrate for the ones we lost, yeah, celebrate with the ones we got here; Middle fingers to the ones that’s not here”
  • “When the closest thing to tropic was the Tropicana”

Higher ft Nipsey Hussle & John Legend

  • “They’d rather see me down, put my soul in the fire, but we keep goin’ higher”
  • “Lookin’ back at my life make my heart race”

Won’t Take My Soul ft Nas & Ceelo Green

  • “This world’s so cold, I can’t ever break my code”
  • “everything’s a business, so make it your business to get it”

Weather the Storm ft Meek Mill & Lil Baby

  • “2019 we ain’t taking no shorts unless we going on vacation”
  • “I know you see me on top of my game, ain’t see me declining”
  • “They took my elevator, I said f**k it, I’m taking the steps”

Big Boy Talk ft Rick Ross & Jeezy

  • “I don’t know about the rest, just a legend in the flesh”
  • “& when it comes to here, I’m the motherf***ing best”
  • “I’m borderline brilliant, other half ignorant”

Freak N You

  • “I’m on point, or am I point blank?”
  • “She said, “I hate you,” I told her don’t hate”
  • “She got me singin’, she said, “You not Drake”

Top Off ft Jay Z, Future, & Beyonce

  • “That’s a vintage piece, kind that make haters kiss their teeth, you can’t buy this new”
  • “My body, my ice, my cash, all real, I’m a triple threat”
  • “If they’re tryna party with the queen, They gon’ have to sign a non-disclosure”

No Brainer ft Quavo, Chance the Rapper, & Justin Bieber

  • “You stick out of the crowd, baby, it’s a no-brainer”
  • “Go hard and watch the sun rise, one night’ll change your whole life”
  • “It’s multiple choice and they all wanna test me”
  • “Breakin’ all the rules, so above the law”
  • “I’ll be your excuse, and you won’t go wrong”

Thank You ft Big Sean

  • “Letting go of grudges that I used to feel a way about”
  • “‘Cause some emotions are too taxing to keep paying out”
  • “Life is what you make it, I know I’ll make it for sure, then make it some more”
  • “I know some peoples only taste of success is the bite that they take out of yours”
  • “Tryna thank everybody who helped us along the way, is like trying to name every single member of the Wu-Tang Clan”
  • “The universe doesn’t just work it out, man, it works in our favor”
  • “Believe it to achieve it or you never will”
  • “No restraints, b****, only strength”
  • “Swam with sharks that’s too big to fill up tanks”
  • “I’m right here, right now, how could I not give thanks?”
  • “I pray that all your growing pains turn gold champagne”
  • “I gotta thank my exes on some “thank u, next” shit”

Holy Ground ft Buju Banton

  • “No wickedness, only righteousness”
  • “A rebel is a warrior, just give him a cause”

OKAY! You’re all ready for summer, so I hope this helps your Instagram stay lit. NOW GO LIVE YOUR BEST INSTA LIFE!

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