Someone Changed The ABC Song and It Ruins Your Childhood

This will make you feel like you have your shoes on the wrong feet.

Apparently this revision of the ABC Song was done back in 2015 but going viral now.

The change slows down the alphabet at the l-m-n-o-p part in hopes to make it clearer and more sense.

It does not.

They changed the ABC song to clarify the LMNOP part, and it is life ruining. pic.twitter.com/TnZL8VutnW

— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) October 26, 2019

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I hate it. So does everyone else.

https://twitter.com/cam2mbs/status/1188482434507120640

https://twitter.com/Jellybeansdoe_/status/1188548813868412934

I don't know if I ever realized how much the ABC Song depends on its rhyme scheme https://t.co/tzDne3nQPH

— The Layman's Linguist (@LaymansLinguist) October 26, 2019

The only ABC song alternative I recognize is the blessing Patti LaBelle bestowed upon the good people of Sesame Street. pic.twitter.com/R7ECXbhkcr

— Lyne Mugema (@lyneonme) October 26, 2019

And as someone who still sings the ABC song to remember where letters are in the alphabet, again I say HOW DARE YOU?!