Doctors Say You Shouldn't Put Wasps in Your Body

DEAR PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOU SHOULD NOT BE PUTTING WASPS INSIDE OF YOUR BODY NO MATTER WHAT THE INTERNET SAYS.

That ridiculous sentence had to be written because a new Internet fad has women inserting ground up wasps into their genitals to help rejuvenate them.

As the New York Post reports, “Some online retailers have been selling oak galls, which are nests that house wasp eggs before they hatch, and touting them as a natural way of cleaning female genitals. The product reportedly is crushed into a paste and applied topically, with one listing on Etsy, which has now been removed, claiming it can improve a woman’s sex life.”

The New York Post went on to explain that not only is this extremely dangerous, but it will actaully have the opposite effects on your body. The paste will dry the vaginal area and “increase the risk of abrasions during sex.”

Please. Please. PLEASE don’t do this.