To Survive a Nuclear Blast, Don't Use Conditioner

The Orange King in the south has been tweeting some “interesting” things lately and that has left some people very worried. But don’t be afraid! The solution to surviving the end of the world is… not using conditioner.

Ready.gov, America’s website for getting ready for a nuclear blast, says that if you’re in a nuclear blast, you should take a shower and wash your hair with shampoo or soap and water. However, you CAN NOT use conditioner “because it will bind radioactive material to your hair, keeping it from rinsing out easily.”

So there you go, if the Talking Hair Piece decides to use the codes, stick to shampoo.