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YES, it is private, and YES, it’s only for rich people.

Our girl Gwyneth Paltrow is like the ~*~richest~*~ lady in the world, and she loves to show it! Just like in her annual gift guide on Goop!!!

 

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Welllll, Ms. Paltrow has made a new purchase!!! She’s turning a Hustler store into a PRIVATE art club!!!! Take about a change in venue.

 

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And don’t worry, if you’ve got $2000 laying around, you can join! But wait, THERE’S MORE! There’s also a $2000 a year membership fee on top of that! They’re going to have a ton of poetry readings, so you can forget about swearing, too.

 

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This literally sounds like our WORST nightmare. But if Gwyneth Paltrow is going to be there, we’re in!!! Hmmmm… Okay just kidding.

 

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(Photos via Concertologist)