'Social Media Break Up Coordinator,' Will Help You Get Over Your Ex's Digital Life

Meet Caroline Sinders, a social media expert who will help you get over your ex. For only $10. She’s researched and closely examined many relationships on social media that need some tweaking. Whether it’s an ex-girlfriend or an annoying college boy, she will make them disappear.

Caroline Sinders is a photographer, researcher and essentially a digital media junkie. She is going to help YOU get over your Ex for a small fee of $10. She’ll ask you a series of questions that will help in eliminating certain things from your social media.

What can $10 get you? According to her most recent Facebook event held in New York, her services are:

-one on one consultation per your social media needs
-archiving data/information from specific users
-grouping people into specific lists to organize 
-Facebook privacy explained
-curating your posts to specific audiences 
-pruning your followers/followings lists
-mute vs block vs unfollow 
-emotionally neutral phrases towards unfollowing  

Now I just need to pay someone to stop me from driving around outside my ex’s house at 4am blasting Adele.

BLAKE & WYLDE