'The Breakup Shop' Will Dump your Significant Other For You

Having trouble breaking up with your girlfriend or boyfriend or both;) ? Worry no more! The Breakup Shop is here to do all the dirty work for you!

You definitely can’t put a price on love BUT you can put a price on a good breakup. For just a minimum of $10 you can get someone from The Breakup Shop to end your relationship for you.

For ONLY $10 you can either get a break up text or a break up email…

If you’re feeling a little more formal you can get The Breakup Shop to write you a letter that’s even printed on high quality cardstock for JUST $20! If you want the letter customized the price goes up to $30.

Also for $30 you can get someone from The Breakup Shop to call to your soon to be EX to do the deed live.

AND if you’re feeling really generous you can even send your soon to be EX a gift basket for $80 that includes cookies, a Netflix gift card, 2 wine glasses, either The Notebook DVD or Call of Duty: Ghosts video game, a sympathy letter and it all comes in a “comforting” gift box.

Talk about an easy (slash horrible) way to get out of a relationship…

BLAKE & WYLDE