CHEESECAKE SONG

Adele has inspired me. I decided to write a song about something near and dear to my heart…cheesecake. Here is my parody of Adele’s ‘Hello’. 

***THE CHEESECAKE SONG (Adele ‘Hello’ Parody)***

HELLO, IT’S ME, I THINK IT’S TIME THAT YOU & I WE HAD A CHANCE TO SPEAK,

I KNOW, YOU MEAN WELL. YOU’RE A SALAD AND YOUR HEALTHY BUT YOU’RE JUST NOT FOR ME

I KNOW, BUT EWWWW, THINKING ABOUT EATING HEALTHY, WELL IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE

I’M WRONG, I KNOW IT, IF I DON’T CHANGE MY WAYS, WHEN I GET OLDER I’LL REGRET IT

EVERYBODY, SAYS I SHOULD EAT YOU MORE, BUT DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!!

 

***CHORUS***

CHEESECAKE IT IS MY LIFE! I MUST HAVE IT A 1000 TIMES!

BUT I’LL TELL YOU, I’M SORRY FOR NOT EATING MORE,

I DON’T CARE HOW, LATE IT IS, I’LL GO TO THE STORE (REPEAT)

TO GET MORE, I KNOW… I’M GROSS….

 

I KNOW, SALADS CAN TASTE GOOD, BUT BETWEEN EATING TREES OR CAKE, THE ANSWER IS CLEAR,

BUT CHEESECAKE,  IT’S BAE, THE WAY IT LOOKS AT ME, WELL HOW CAN I TURN AWAY,

EVERYBODY, SAYS I SHOULD EAT YOU MORE, BUT DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!!

 

CHEESECAKE IT IS MY LIFE! I MUST HAVE IT A 1000 TIMES!

BUT I’LL TELL YOU, I’M SORRY FOR NOT EATING MORE,

I DON’T CARE HOW, LATE IT IS, I’LL GO TO THE STORE (REPEAT)

 

I’LL GO TO COSTCO

I’LL GO TO DEMETRES

WHEREVER I CAN, I’M NOT EATING TREES

GIVE ME THAT CHEESECAKE, I NEED IT NOW IN MY LIFE!

 

CHEESECAKE IT IS MY LIFE! I MUST HAVE IT A 1000 TIMES!

BUT I’LL TELL YOU, I’M SORRY FOR NOT EATING MORE,

I DON’T CARE HOW, LATE IT IS, I’LL GO TO THE STORE (REPEAT)

TO GET MORE, I KNOW… I’M GROSS…

 

 

 

DISCLAIMER: NO COPYRIGHT INTENDED. I DO NOT OWN THE SONG. All rights to the song belong to Adele and the producers of the song.