Blake's Take: Pizza Can Turn You Into Snooki, According to Snooki Science

Scientist, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, has revealed the results of her years long study today, telling the world that junk food caused her “questionable” behaviour on Jersey Shore.

If you watched Jersey Shore, you would know that there was a lot of this:

And a lot of this:

But now Nicole Polizzi, Jersey Shore’s ‘Snooki,’ has come out to say that junk food and alcohol, led to her “stupid” actions. In her new book titled Strong Is The New Sexy: My Kickass Story On Getting My Formula For Fierce, she explains:

“Although I was consuming thousands of calories a day during the party years, I was actually starving myself of healthy food. The more crap I ate, the stupider I got, as seen on Seasons 1 through 5 of Jersey Shore.”

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She went on to say:

“When I stopped drinking and started eating lots of greens, whole grains, and lean meats, it was like my brain woke up from a five-year coma. My life turned around, and things clicked into place in my relationship and my career. What goes into your body comes out in your life. If you want success, love, and the strength to cope with anything life throws at you, feed your body the healthy food it needs.”

Let’s all just be thankful that junk food and alcohol were around to bring us the great cultural moment that was Jersey Shore:

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