There Are Candy Canes That Taste Like Kale And Excuse Me While I Puke

Why are these a good idea?

A company has made some special flavoured candy canes for the upcoming holidays and one of the flavours is KALE.

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And here they are:

https://www.instagram.com/p/B1t43u7JdJx/

The selling point:

“all the flavor of kale with none of the nutrition.”

Has anyone every said the phrase, “I wish this candy cane tasted like kale”?

No.

In researching how this terrible concoction was made, I found other flavours of candy canes that are ocming:

• pizza candy canes
• “hamdy canes” (these taste like a Christmas ham and WTF)

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I guess there is a prank here: give one of these green candy canes to someone and tell them it’s mint.

You’ll be off their Christmas card list in no time.