Being Spornosexual is the Newest Fitness Fad

Being a Spornosexual is the new look that’s sweeping the “I want to be a hot bro” scene. Esquire magazine has done an exposé on the newest trend. But what does this mean, you ask? It’s pretty simple, it means guys aren’t about looking jacked, they want to look like Brad Pitt from Fight Club. Or just, porno star + Sports athlete bod.. get it… Spornosexual! But we all know that first rule about being in fight club is not to talk about fight club, so that’s probably why you haven’t heard about the latest fitness fad.

But if we’re talking about having a fit, not overly jacked body, who doesn’t want to have that???

But more importantly, can we achieve this by eating everything and drinking copious amounts of wine??? No? Then it’s definitely not worth it.