There's A New Way To Find The Father Of Your Child... On Craigslist!!!!!

Have you ever tried to draw a one night stand???? 

So you had a little fun last night… took some shots, danced your heels off, met some fun people!!! AND the next morning probably started off like this…

BUT little do you know… that really is the start because SURPRISE, your pregnant!!!!!! (With the one night stand from last night… but, okay yeah, you probably already know that part)

So you think… well what was his name and do I have his number?? then you realize you don’t and your stuck in quite the pickle!!! SO you do what any other girl would do and draw a sketch of the guy, write up a description and post it on Craigslist!!! This is what the post said…

“If you want to be in the child’s life it will be here soon. I hope you will. I am Mexican-American. 5’4?, 100 lbs when we screwed. You told me you were a business entrepreneur.

I tried to draw you. I’m no police sketch artist but I think the resemblance is there. You are Middle Eastern. Tallish. Had about a 6 and a half inch dick. We had sex 3 times. Then you disappeared.

If anybody from the village area recognizes this man let him no he has baby son coming”

Hmm… as much as we hope she finds her baby daddy, our senses are telling us that he doesn’t want to be found!!! BUT hey, gold star for the effort!!! If I was the one attempting to draw a one night stand (or anything for that matter) it would probably look more like this…

Easy enough to find him!!!!!

BLAKE & WYLDE

(Images via Craigslist, Instagram)