Victoria Beckham Outgrows Heels and We All Outgrow Our Youth

Victoria Beckham is too old for heels and that means our entire youth, aka the Spice Girls, is dead. I think I’m going to call my local funeral home.

Victoria Beckham is 41 years old and over wearing heels. This is shocking revelation because not only does that mean that we’re all also old, but the queen of the five inch is going back on her mantra. As USA today points out, “Remember during that great moment in television history, Victoria Beckham: Coming to America, when she literally didn’t want to get out of the car after being pulled over because she was wearing shoes without a heel?”

Now that has all changed, and Beckham told The Telegraph, “I just can’t do heels any more.”

A photo posted by Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) on Feb 23, 2016 at 5:05am PST

And we all died a slow painful death.

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