Hilary Clinton Guaranteed to Win Election With Lindsay Lohan Endorsement

The world had been waiting patiently for Lindsay Lohan to reveal which candidate would receive the precious, Lohan endorsement. Today, Lindsay made the announcement using Twitter, Instagram, and blessed hand emojis. Lindsay is backing Hilary Clinton and now we can all guarantee Hilary the presidency.

Lindsay Lohan backed Hilary on both Twitter and Instagram today. She wrote on Twitter “hilaryclinton … I couldn’t understand you more. #lindsaylohan2020” We’re not entirely sure what this means, but the hashtag, LindsayLohan2020, may cause a bit of a controversy when she goes head to head with Kanye for the presidency.

hilaryclinton … I couldn’t understand you more. #lindsaylohan2020 https://t.co/UrAI0SGHzq

— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) February 16, 2016

 
 
Lindsay also endorsed Hilary on Instagram saying, “#imthegirlinschoolthatwasfriendswitheveryone #nomatterwhat you can only judge a book by its cover (look at the blurred lines) all, together, could, be, done Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that can change at the blink of an eye. Be patient. It’s a virtue.” The emojis mean its serious business.  

@hilaryclinton … I couldn’t understand you more. #lindsaylohan2020 #imthegirlinschoolthatwasfriendswitheveryone #nomatterwhat you can only judge a book by its cover (look at the blurred lines) all, together, could, be, done Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that can change at the blink of an eye. Be patient. It’s a virtue. A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Feb 15, 2016 at 8:33pm PST

 
 
Bill Clinton just popped a giant bottle of Cristal knowing that he’ll be heading back to the white house.

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