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Police are aware, the public is aware, now the only question is…. IS IT ACTUALLY HAPPENING!?

There are many events that happen at the Trinity Bellwoods Park, so it’s no stranger to crowds of people. But is it ready for an ORGY during the hot, sticky, humid summer days??

 

eh really? ew

 

Almost 1,000 people have already RSVP’d on Facebook to the event on June 21! It’s organized by this mysterious but very bureaucratic-sounding Trinity Bellwoods Orgy Committee!

 

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Police have spoken out about this planned orgy and are going to be there to monitor it as the day approaches.

If you didn’t know already, having sex in a public park is actually illegal (who would have thought…) And those who do it could actually be charged! “It’s not considered an approved activity under the parks’ bylaw,” 

 

The funniest part of this is the REASON behind the event. One committee member said: “An orgy requires that people engage each other, even as strangers, to work properly. It reacquaints us with not only intimacy itself, but the rules of engagement of intimacy.” 

 

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Well, if you are planning to attend this sex party, where guests freely engage in open and unrestrained sexual activity, just make sure to wear protection….

 

SUNSCREEN PEOPLE! Because you know, the sun can get pretty hot out there. Wouldn’t wanna burn!

 

 

BLAKE & WYLDE

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