Help Fulfill this Man's "Sexy" Guy Fieri Fantasy!

If you didn’t know that world is a very, very, very strange place, let us tell you about one lonely Oakland man who wishes to dress up as Guy Fieri and meet his love connection in his home built diner.

Yesterday, a man made a post on the San Francisco area section of Craigslist. The post has now been removed, but this lonely individual sought out a woman who could fulfil his Guy Fieri fantasy. The NSFW ad read, “I have a fantasy where I am Guy Fieri going to a diner on his TV show, I order a spicey [sic] Texas melt with a side of potato wedges, you pull up your skirt and say ‘I’ve got a hot creamy place you can wedge something into’. I’ve already spent $12k decorating my apartment like a diner so I can host.” 

My future wife lives in Oakland pic.twitter.com/CFIZIp5Syp

— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) January 27, 2016

The correct reaction to this entire situation:

BLAKE & WYLDE