Your Bachelorette Recap!!

The premiere of the Bachelorette was last night, and featured drunk men and farts. A cinematic masterpiece

Where do we even start!? The Bachelorette kicked off last night with the biggest and dumbest twist the show has ever seen. Two bachelorettes. Two hours of men comparing two woman to each other. Great.

Once you get past how incredibly awful their “dramatic twist” is, the episode was kind of hilarious. Most men chose to arrive at the bachelor mansion via limo, but a few took alternative methods of transportation. Chris, a dentist, chose to arrive in a cupcake.

There was also a famous hot tub arrival, however that was spoiled by Ryan, the premiere’s drunken mess. There has to be at least one person who cant hold their alcohol and he was that person.

Ryan’s situation is particularly funny because in addition to being kicked off the show, he dated Nikki Ferrel, the girl Juan Pablo chose two seasons ago. Nikki and Ryan dated before Nikki appeared on the Bachelor, but when she was live tweeting the show last night she didn’t mention their relationship.

Oh, there was also a stripper.

In a deleted scene shared on the show’s Facebook page, a guy named Shawn passed out on the couch and some guys farted near his face to see if he would wake up. So that was a thing.

Check out some highlights from the episode!!

In true Bachelorette fashion, we didn’t even end up finding out who the guys chose, as that’s revealed tonight. Leave it to the Bachelorette to milk four hours of air-time.

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